is anything ever going to happen to dan schneider- the fat piece of shit that knocked her up when she was underage?

This reads like a kidnapping. The Spears’ parents sure do seem like monsters.

I’m suuuuuper curious who is funding “No Labels.” I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s the same rightwing groups behind RFK Jr’s campaign.

Agreed. The tone of this website is truly insufferable. Petty, obvious, bitter, cliché, far from funny and a long way from the nuanced, thoughtful Jezebel of old. I actually feel bad about myself when I come here, and ridiculous condescending, “stories” like this remind me not to give them my clicks.

I’m super pro-access, but I’m having a hard time reconciling 29 weeks. The article does not state whether access to earlier care was unavailable. At the time her state had a 20 week ban.

Evolved my ass...

I think what makes it manipulative is that he started a relationship with someone who was a professional surfer, who’s social media history and presence including oodles of this content that he wanted her to get rid of, and he appears to have not mentioned that beforehand only bringing up during the relationship. If…

I can feel that the safety of incarcerated people should be important to a functioning civilization while also not giving a shit when this bad thing happened to this terrible person.

Did anyone see the original headline and not have the immediate though “I wonder what drug(s) they are on?”
 
Reading in to the first paragraph may have changed that, but seriously, any celeb that goes to the hospital for any kind of emergency (or “exhaustion”) that’s pretty much the first thought, right?

Elon Musk is a dumb bitch with a breeding kink so of course he thinks this.

The least surprising revelation of all time, and all these people still chose to work with him.

“Tonight on FOX News: Why wanting to have sex with your own children isn’t weird. It’s actually very cool. Only the best and most normal people want to bang their kids.”

The combination of modern medicine and unlimited money for these old AF politicians means the boomers are refusing to go away.

It’s so frustrating that 2024 will be Biden vs. Trump again. At this point, it feels like we’re decades away from at least somewhat progressive forces being successful at a national level.

I’m curious what these 2 do in an average day. I genuinely don’t understand why they couldn’t handle 12 episodes of a podcast over multiple years, with like 3 times the staff of an average podcast. And Harry going on about taking parental leave when his daughter was born... like dude, what work are you on leave from?…

I think you just found the new host of Wheel of Fortune!! 

Good. I simultaneously wish these two a long, happy life independent of the British monarchy, and want them to shut the fuck up.

Republicans are transphobic bigots spearheading an increasingly genocidal persecution of trans and queer people. They would have found something to manufacture outrage about from this event no matter what happened or who attended in their desperate attempt to gin up rage from their miserably hateful and increasingly…

This is much more similar to Bloomberg’s run than Drumpf’s.

Would anyone be surprised if Jamie were behind all of this trying to regain control?