Exactly...I was waiting for some sort of terrible question about the carpet matching the drapes. Our 45th President, ladies and gentlemen.

I’ve never bought the whole nakedness-as-empowerment narrative, for any woman in any position. Sure, she’s “choosing” it, but even if it’s somehow not demeaning her (I think it is), there are ripple effects for, um, all the other women out there.

“and recalled Donald Trump asking her in 2015—when she was a literal child—”

This should be the first comment under this article.

Of course she did. And happily defended doing so. She’s also got some “interesting” things to say about the lesbian characters she’s gotten all that praise for. 

Andy Cohen, host of Watch What Happens Live. Funny enough, I’ve never watched it. 

I know.

It also helped us learn a lot more about the top of his head and his actual skin color!

It’s hard to believe Emily could be more of an idiot than she is now....

I’d like to address young Emily’s remark (“As old men on the internet are wont to do [he’s 65])“...

Jesus, this writing. I came in here to make a pretty milquetoast reaction I had already written in my head (“I’m not exactly an Alec Baldwin fan, but the man has been through some shit, so I’ll give him a pass on this.”). But this kind of column on an easily made mistake (he has seven children under ten and an adult…

What’s Woody’s defense? “I may have molested my biological child and statutorily raped my stepdaughter, but no one better call me a friend of Jeffrey Epstein’s!”

I’m willing to bet there were comments about the Murdochs as well. 

Jez without the comments section = zero-return.

Forget the drugs, I will forever side-eye Mulaney for how horrible he was to his now ex-wife - the woman he spent a decade praising and worshiping so publicly and that he intentionally made a huge part of his act and his entire public persona. (I’ve seen all of his specials and stand-up and I loved them.)

Trump isn’t Commander in Chief anymore.

If Republicans don’t want us to get abortions, they should make it easier for us to raise children without losing economic gains. And they should also shift the focus to men’s accountability. Did you know that 100% of ALL pregnancies (both planned and unplanned) are caused by men? Shocking, I know. Maybe they should…

Was he fired because he had a history of bringing farm animals into his dressing room for questionable purposes? I have no reason to think he actually did that, but it certainly sounds like something that would get someone fired, and I am just asking questions.

The review makes it sound awesome and that you liked it. The title makes it sound like complete shit and that you hated it. What gives?

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