Self-loathing is the only thing I'm competitive about...my skin is worse than yours.

I love Bryson! But you're not nearly self-deprecating enough.

Despite being a Subaru fanboi, I was completely unaware of these numbers. I never would have imagined that would happen back in the 90's when I first decided they were cool just because of their focus on station wagons.

Hahahaha! The Ford Freestyle: put your ex's alimony payments to work.

Could this be the FRS sedan they were talking about a couple years ago? A sporty RWD sedan well under $30k would at least be something worth talking about.

Kudos to the guy for not making excuses. True story: just after high school, I was in my (my dad's) '98 Outback Sport, hotdogging in some fresh snow (this was before "hooning" had been invented) and promptly slid into a mailbox. Of course I immediately informed the homeowner. There was some light damage to the car,…

As a bearded man with a broken motorcycle in the corner of my garage, I now plan to use my 4 year old smartphone to record a video of me dancing around with sparklers while listening to Devo in the hopes that everything will just fall together.

Divorcees are a demographic now? The Lincoln MKC: For When You're Ready To Jump Into Another Bad Relationship.

Fixed it for you.

Your...mom?

This whole thing may not be as hair brained as we think. Last year there was a rule change that all prototype cars must have a more upright driving position. All those swoopy mid engined cars took a hit in aero but had improved visibility/safety. If someone tried to enter a front engined car previously, the seating…

This is interesting and all, but tell me, do real people really buy their real cars that they really plan to really use from ebay? Or is it mostly dealers trading slow-moving cars amongst themselves? $30k may be an easy amount to drop for an investment for your business, but 90% of us are probably going to have to…

"It was a silver on gray manual sedan, with manual roll-up windows, a manual transmission, and a backseat that had the body-hugging support of a filled-in cinder block."

A highlight of my childhood was seeing one of these. It was the summer of 1993, and my parents had decided to do a multi-state southwest road trip starting from Wisconsin. Of course, this was the year that the Mississippi flooded more than even in recent history, which made things interesting.

Me and my WRX laugh at your so called "flood".

It's a generational thing, period. We can blame our parents for wanting bland cars. If we start going more RWD, our kids will blame us for wanting more expensive, less practical cars. And so it goes.

Can we not do this? It really depends on the conditions and the vehicles. Sometimes AWD is absolutely necessary, but often not. Sometimes a lighter vehicle is better, sometimes a heavier vehicle is better. The best winter car I had (before my lifted WRX with snow tires) was a 95 Civic. Super light weight, skinny…

Who wants an actual "insane" car? Sorry, but if I'm buying a Ferrari, I'd rather have one that doesn't flip the light switch on and off 17 times before exiting a room. Get me a nice even-tempered 911 or something.

Ha! Apparently not, the only ones on ebay are the "real" Pontiac LeMans. My friend's dad had one when we were younger. Being driven around in it was embarrassing, to say the least.

I love everything about this. The cheesy music. The dead-inside/switchboard operator tone of the lady making all of the overly ambitious claims and predictions about this crop of compacts. The Mitsubishi Precis??? I've never even heard of that car. Don't knock the Justy though; I got my ass kicked by one of…