I get the feeling that you don't actually want me to, and that any point I try to make will fail to move you, but what the hell? I'll indulge.

Are you being ironic or are you reiterating my point? Because don't get me started on expensive watches.

Again, a $28,000 car, plus the $20,000 that I added in jest to the back seat, equals $48,000.

Who wants to start a LeMons race team with me comprised of a fleet of Pontiac LeMans??

??? Forester XT starts at $28,495. This Lincoln is $48,770, a difference of very nearly $20,000. I don't think you understand math.

Yeah, hi, I'd like all products from Ford Motor Company to cost 30% less, thanks.

Finally, a $40,000 Focus.

For the same money, would it be better to get a Forester XT with $20,000 cash in the back seat?

I was about to make this exact post.

Finally, a $40k Focus.

Mid December in the Pacific Northwest. What the hell did you want her to buy???

Isn't this a moot question...because the M3 is a 911 fighter?

Fender Cyclone...bears little to no resemblance to the GMC Syclone, but I think you could get them in black :)

You, my friend, are trouble. See, I already had my wife convinced to let me buy a BRZ next year, and you come up with this....

Back in 2009, things were hard for me and my family. It seemed like there was nothing much left in America to believe in. I was working two jobs. We had just had a baby. My wife was basically out of work. We bought a house the summer before and immediately lost half of its value. We were struggling to keep the…

Wait wait wait. You had a 95 Prelude Si, one of the greatest/rarest cars of the last 20 years, and you said, "Hmm, you know what? This isn't good enough for me, I'd really like a gimmicky car that's impractically small and will be stupidly expensive to repair."

Honestly? Don't care for him.

Disregard my previous comment. You are definitely my hero.

Jeez, I could read these all day. Here's my story.

My parents had one the same color, it was called "Cayman Green". The only reason I remember this is because they made the same dumb joke all the time. "You got a new car? What color is it?" "Well, it Came-In-Green!"