My friend’s older sister worked in a B&N so we would hang out there sometimes after school. We would gather all the Bertrice Small books and look for the sex scenes. Flowery descriptions of penises are much less traumatizing than looking at an actual one.

This sounds like it would be in an Alien’s report on Earth. “Interesting Planet. Terrible leaders. Not enough boners.”

See, this is exactly people’s defense on Trump. Is he off putting? Yeah, sometimes. But he’s brilliant because he made tons of money! For some reason, money shields you from any sort of moral imperative. You old scamp! You may be a sociopath, evil, and ridiculous, but at least you’re rich! How bad can you be, really?

Well, yeah, he WOULD.

Are you asking for a friend?

This made me laugh so hard...

True story. A year or so after pushing out my 1st child, my husband paused during doggie sex and said “hey, your hemorrhoids are getting way better!” Now THAT’S Amore.

Oh God, I know exactly what my conservative Trump-loving relatives will say to this. “Liberals are never happy! Here is supposedly “racist” Trump, hiring a woman of color to head up an important job and the liberals are upset because she’s not THEIR kind of woman of color!” Ugh. I had to go through all this with…

In Taylor’s song “Picture to Burn” she has a line about telling her friends that her ex-boyfriend is gay (I guess as an instult) but if its ever on the radio these days, she’s changed it to “you won’t mind if I say”. Anyway, I just think its interesting how fast everything changed. Wasn’t 10 years ago that calling…

HOW IS BETTY BETTER THAN PEGGY?? HOW?? OK, just now realized that my caps lock was on for the beginning of that but it works well with my outrage over fictional characters so I’m leaving it.

Literally all those 5 words are on the list of words that may son may not say. Because they are hurtful. My 8 year old son has better manners than our president.

Jesus, way to kill my lady boner.

I’ve actually been thinking about your second point a lot. Ever since I read/ started to watch “a Handmaid’s Tale” I keep thinking about how close we are to something similar and when that happens, I want a fucking weapon.

None of that surprises me.

Hell, even if you were all those things, life still sucked. Those people were bored all the time, and if you got sick, they would just bleed you and hope for the best. Their childhoods were awful because they were shipped off to boarding schools immediately and almost never saw their parents until they were grown. I…

Oof. Dark.

ohh, this is Saved! right? gotta watch that again...

Dude, she’s in high school. I’m guessing the only thought she was having was “You’re done already?!”

Dear Stig-a-Saw,

Don’t you know a personal massager when you see one?? You know for, like, sore muscles and tension and stuff ;)