I thought he had a blue Prius.

I posted this and quickly realized what I had said. I deserve ridicule for that. 2.5 hours of sleep is no bueno for college students

Isn't the E30 M3 turbocharged?

Magic. Magic is what happens.

Its so hard to find websites that cater to my fetish. Thank God for Jalopnik.

It's so hard to find websites that cater to my fetish. Thank God for Jalopnik.

BMW Z8. Last time I saw one in the wild I was 12 and had no idea what it was. I mean, they're rare, but not to the point of trailer queen.

Glad I know of this now

The largest Speedo known to man? Ever sat in a Mini Cooper?

I love when clueless people try to talk about cars. I just smile and nod, agree politely, then ask them something they will not know the answer to. Ask these guys about that V6

I've got a friend and a sister at State, trying to convince one of em to go

I saw this and just thought the photo was corrupted or something. Showed it to a friend and he called me a dumbass

That turbo sounds like it is being fueled by squirrels.

Don't forget the Zonda R. Maybe we can get a Huayra R as well!

It looks good in an understated way. Aggressive, yet subtle. But it just doesnt excite me. It has been "In development" for so long that I just couldnt give a shit about it anymore.

50 miles? This seems underwhelming. I suppose GM's battery research money got wasted on recalls.

This makes my pants feel funny.

71-80% Jalop!!

I needed this laugh. Last time I bragged about "smokin Kia's" was when I was 11 and had a scooter.

Popbangcolour print.