Winner.

Your great taste gets you in the door.

Those will reach a depreciation plateau very soon, probably no lower than $85,000. After that they will appreciate.

That's already appreciating.

997 Carrera S. Of course I'd rather have a 993, but with so many more of the (first pretty) wasserboxer 911 produced prices will be lower. I figure if I wait another 2 or 3 years I should be able to pick up a clean one with circa 80K miles for about $28,000 in today's money.

Hey Gawker, your shit doesn't work.

Nah, they chose the one with a twin cam Cosworth BDA clone and Lotus-tuned handling.

An entire article about power with not a single mention of said power rating - bravo.

Nope. See my post elsehwhere.

Yes, thanks, I know how an engine works.

Lots of WWII era torpedo motors used exhaust gas recycling in order to conceal the exhaust trail. It's a fair bit more complex than the "DEI" diagram, but it can work.

M5zealot's car. I've driven it, hard - he's a generous man! It sounds F355 good, which is to say it sounds unbelievably, laugh-out-loud good.

Wilkommen on Jalopnik, herr Randy! Schnitzel auf gefarteklekkekenschpiegel der worken.

A perfect trifecta of mediocre. Average driver, average looks and average (read: low) intelligence.

plus the cat soup they each ate for lunch, that makes 64 kids and 64 cats. /casualracism

This rock is over 78,000,000,000,000,000,000 years old and it can be used as a paperweight or even towed behind a bike! It's incredible and totally worth posting.

the long version. I saw the short version nearly 50 times before seeing the full-length commercial and it never made any damn sense.

I have to reply to approve your comment and welcome you to Jalopnik - the little thumbs up isn't working. Nothing ever works properly and despite Gawker being a media giant it's run by a bunch of fucking nitwit amateurs. Welcome, and get used to it.