As long as the death panels are executives of insurance companies, this isn’t a problem.

This remains one of my favorite moments in Office history.

Trump is like Michael Scott, just more clueless.

Now we know what to call him. Thanks, Sean.

Trump makes W seem smart. How far we’ve fallen.

Honestly I’m not sure what else the 78-112 demographic watches.

It was the Russians.

That’s a terrible comparison. And if you think people born today aren’t going to have to be proficient with such devices from a very young age, you’re kidding yourself.

Meanwhile, Olympic-level trolling inside:

That show was so amazing and how could any show using an Animotion song as it’s theme not be. I even liked it better than MTV House of Style. Sorry, Cindy.

Oh my god. Fashion Television was simply awesome! Jeanne Beker was the perfect pushy broad at those fashion shows, actually arguing with other reporters that she was next in line to interview a designer.

Ivanka Trump, champion of women, met with members of the House and Senate to push a $500 million child care tax benefit program.

So you’re saying that he’s saying that liberals are...planning their town hall attendance? Amazing!

The so-called angry crowds in home districts of some Republicans are actually, in numerous cases, planned out by liberal activists. Sad!

I mean, how many times has Trumpy actually condemned anti-semitism? Because I’m thinking that “more than once” would be a good start. Or, say, if he’d spent as much time speaking about it as I’m sure he did talking about A) how great he was, or B) the fake media, in the same speech.

Spicer: “It’s ironic that no matter how many times he talks about this that it’s never good enough.”

I know he’s the worst but also Wtf is he wearing? It’s like “this is what a gay guy would live in over the top right???” (Except no.) I swear I wonder if he isn’t just some regular scum bag who saw an extra golden opportunity to coopt queerness into his hateful schtick. Bizzare.

Is it the same as last? Because a toddler wrote this word salad ...

A CNN correspondent covering the story on the ground noted in her dispatch that the president, “travels in a limo called ‘The Beast’ that is armor-plated,” like an actual super-villain.