If you can decorate, you can be minister of interior .

I think they should consider me for Secretary of State. I haven’t actually been out of the country, but I did have a passport (it expired, sad!). I have also watched a number of TV shows and movies set in other countries. I also learned German in high school (I’ve forgotten most of it).

Although I don’t have a medical degree and am a man, I’ve decided to pursue a head OB/GYN role since I spent the most formative parts of my life in utero. You’re an inspiration to us all, Dr. Carson.

I’m sorry, Megyn Kelly told me that Santa is white, because despite the fact that he’s an entirely made up figment of everyone’s imagination, that collective imagination could only possibly have him be white, because white people said so.

She gave a much more subtle answer. She said we need to give each other a chance.

now dolly parton and i are in a fight.

Gabrielle, I love you, but now that you have compared Donald Trump with National Treasure Dolly Parton, you and I are in a fight. :(

I felt like the Paul thing was meant to be an Arrested Development “Her?” type gag that just did NOT WORK. It sucked.

The other thing about Paris’ story that bugged me is that NO WAY was Paris a mother in what, her early to mid 20s? Paris would be exactly the kind of person who would focus on her career like a maniac, then have kids in her 30s and probably become a helicopter mom to overcome how shunted aside she was in her own…

I’m not sure it’s the ending itself that left people gobsmacked or the fact that the ending felt like it would have had more impact with a 22 year old Rory as opposed to a 32 year old Rory. Plus Rory is terrible. She’s always been terrible, but the fact that she hasn’t grown one iota in 10 years was disappointing and…

The point is that it isn’t poorly edited or translated or re-edited. This is how the next president talks.

*Spoilers, yada yada, I know this post is just supposed to be about Logan but I have no one else to talk to about this and I just HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS. Deal.*

I don’t even know if it would be a bad thing for press outlets to be denied credentials. Trump is belligerent and evasive and openly hostile to the press. During the campaign, he tricked reporters in his press pool into airing elaborate commercials for his hotels, and he used them as props as his rallies, siccing his…

Seriously, there are easier ways to get divorced. Neither of the incidents even naturally lend themselves to divorce, either. A faked public fight? Sure. But a faked armed robbery and mental breakdown? What the hell would be the point?At least faking a moon landing has a “purpose.”  

The entire sequence of events seems odd, but “faked robbery and faked mental breakdown in preparation for divorce” sounds like fake moon landings level daftness.

The word “urban” is in Housing and Urban Development. Ben Carson once stabbed someone in a Popeyes. What’s more urban than that?!

Sure, some just want power. Others legitimately are hoping they can do the job better than whoever else he might pick. And they might indeed, at least till they get fired. Or not.

God I wish we could lose the term ‘pro life’.

He’s black. Black=Urban. Therefore HUD.

You’re giving Trump too much credit. He’s considering a guy named Ford for the Secretary of Transportation and a guy named Forrest for Secretary of the Interior (which manages the National Park Service).