Betting pool:  Who will last longer, Gawker or Tesla? 

Why do all the legacy auto journos seem hellbent on seeing them fail? Us weirdos can keep our Miatas and Porsches running long after they stop selling ICE cars, so why are they so threatened? EVs are superior in so many ways, especially to non-car people. And if we grow up, we might even get enthusiast EVs to enjoy.

Next article from Shilling: “You People killed Tesla by not buying cars”

Some near future - BMW now admits to the gaps they’ve had between the model ranges currently offered and are proud to present the 2.5, 3.5, 4.5, 5.5, 6.5, and 7.5 series. Proudly offered in sedan, gran coupe, regular coupe, hatchback, SUV, egg-shaped SUV and cargo van variants.

In about 15 years, or two-ish product cycles, folks of a certain age will claim that the outgoing M2, which was decried by folks of a different age as a bloated successor to the last “real” M car, the 1 series M, will claim that THIS was the last “real" M car and the cycle will repeat anew.

Figures.  John Cena is buying five.

Imagine getting yourself fired over a Taurus.

Good heavens Miss Koenigsegg Gemera, you’re beautiful!!

The combination of tariffs and carolinavirus have China exactly where we want them!!! You know the difference between me and Michael Ballaban? I’m more honest and my words are more beautiful. I’m like a wordsmith. I have a 10 year old son as well. And brixat will end up being very good for women. Tremendous for…

I think the more important question for the far larger number of people is “Will I still be able to get parts to make my Chrysler look like a Bentley?”

I don’t care what anybody says; that’s a cool-ass looking Mustang.

Really feel like this is a parts bin car mostly Taycan from it’s big brother.

I know it’s a prototype but those side view mirror cams in the doors look production ready. That is what those are, right?

Yeah well the WRX STi had 300hp (well 280hp, but we all know that was underrated) back in 1996, and was a real world beater. Fast forward to today and it still has 300hp! What progress!

In my lifetime, the available power in a Honda civic has quintupled.

It’s got 3. One to start the engine, two to roll down the windows.

Hot (air) take?

I’m still astounded at how relentless Porsche iterates on the 911. One moment you think “oh, this is perfect” then they go make a better one every bloody time. What an absurd thing.

Where?