Cuts through Radiator Springs, if I recall correctly.

It’s to the point where a black Challenger can’t even drive down the street anymore without being mistaken for some kind of criminal. These are sad times we live in.

we need more charts like this.

But it has the best “door open” light in the history of the world.

In communist russia the pole positions you

I drive an old BMW. No problems here.

Thats enough to pay back the Loch Ness monster twice.

The Veyron was different. It had no competition. It was just the most of everything. How much does it cost? A million. How fast does it go? A million. How many special editions are there? A million.

Dude, I was two paragraphs in when my spidey senses told me that this was a Dougie article. Did not disappoint. Unlike Acura.

"we've stuck to our roots and have made our 4.0 v6 even better while sacrificing fuel economy and not upping performance. We also received all your letters asking for a small diesel and we have answered. Fuck you"

Aw, man. I love heated seats.

The iconic G SUV will remain unchanged.

Surely this means that we'll be getting a sporty rear-engine VW instead.

The amazing thing is that 12,000 fucking people found Waldo to begin with.

"My wife, who loves vintage European cars, also demanded that we go."

The face of a man who loves to hoon. I salute you sir.

That's the weirdest Beetle I've ever seen.

I was expecting something more like this

I did not expect that.