BMW engine noise through speakers.

Lack of LSD can make drifting unpredictable coupled with lower than needed horsepower.

VW Bug all day anywhere in the world.

I’ll take my brown crew-cab Ranger with a 4-cylinder diesel, please.

I think we need to put our heads together and somehow associate this crash with Volkswagens inadequacies with the kicker that they knew about it.

Literally clicked this link looking for this exact comment. You sir, win.

Come on VW, I haven’t given up on you yet. Hang in there buddy...

Don’t confuse the size in Option 1 with a run of the mill Hot Wheels car. 1:43 scale is still slightly large and would definitely noticeable in your rectum - darn near killed em!

the device has to be plugged in for this to work, however.

The Singer 911’s give me anxiety in knowing that I infinitely want one but will never be able to own one..

In before holier than thou posters that condemn texting and driving who text and drive daily.

Oh I see the design team from 1990 was finally unfrozen and put back to work...

BMW E46 330i and E53 X5 3.0i. Same engines and maintenance schedules.

I will however, take that Porsche diesel tractor in the background! My family currently has 3 of them we imported to the states. Fun tractors with a heck of a fast road gear.

I’m shocked at how many people put the life of a freaking cockroach above their own. Just when I thought animal rights/equality was beginning to get out of control, insect rights/equality is just starting up!

Oh looks like this guy finally got a stunt driver gig!

Doug, I think you should do an E30 M3 vs. your GT-R shootout and review piece. They are both iconic sports cars of that era and both still highly regarded.

Was this entire post just for the punch line that is #1?

The question all married guys are currently asking, how did you keep the wife calm with an M car in those twisties set to it’s “angriest setting”? I can all but guarantee my wife would require the reins to be pulled back slightly or an episode of CSI might be in order, starring my corpse.

Articles like this is why Jalopnik is my homepage. Oh man the satire!