Hi hi!

No record, no mugshot, no criminal past, legally permitted weapon, complete cooperation, all on video.

The punishment for sex offenses is not public execution. The process against someone carrying an illegal weapon does not involve murdering them. The facts you are bringing up are irrelevant to this story because they have nothing to do with getting gunned down by two policemen who probably won’t even be questioned…

Supposedly bacon will kill you, but they will pry it from my cold dead hand. The other hand will have a wine glass.

I will never understand why Tyga, the adult who left his fiancée and child for another child gets invited to vacays and whatnot while Black Chyna is the evil villain for hooking up with Rob.

That’s why I pack all kinds of random shit under there, I tell everyone that it’s because I’m a slob, but really it’s so nobody can fit in there.

“You’ve Just Voted to Leave the EU. You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next...”

As a Canadian, I feel like I can say this is the result of too much cheap beer and picking the wrong wild mushrooms.

She doesn’t hold a candle to Angelica.

Eliza is soooo not boring, but *whispers* Phillipa Soo was the most underwhelming actor in the show for me.

*whispers* Eliza is boring...

What the everloving fuck is wrong with people?

IF A SIGN SAYS DON’T DO SOMETHING,

So, he still has to take responsibility for his action.

Please don’t fatshame the NYPD. they can’t help that donuts and pizza are delicious

Mmm. Jason Momoa. How can one human be so fucking beautiful?

Oh, you know my sister?

FUCK EVERYTHING