I think the real question is, how much gas does it use?

That coffee tastes like burnt shit water

I wish more insurance companies gave discounts for driving stick. I mean, how can you beat this trio?

The Mason Dixon line? You’re worried about that? Did you see New Jersey?!

How can we make drivers learn what is unintended acceleration and which pedal is which?

Mayweather reminds me of what Martha Stewart is referring to here.

You mean like this?

This needs to be cross-posted on Jezebel.

Some people think the Porsche 917 is scary. Others think the 930 is scary. What happens when you combine the two? You get the 917/30 – an opened top, Can-Am race car that made over 1,500 hp out of a turbocharged, air-cooled flat-12, and weighed under one ton.

Oh man, when you said pep n' ched i thought maybe you were a yinzer and were talking about these magical creations.

Knowing the people that would ask me the favors they would bring a 4 pack of horse piss and expect it to be acceptable payment.

Nah. Enter a turn at ~45 mph and pull the E brake.

It should look just like the gif.

Funny thing is that digital gauges tend to suck.

Shit, why stop there, they should probably give you four games. I mean, it's only fair that you get free shit because they got attacked, right? This fucking generation... Holy shit.

Bernie Says, "Think before you Bribe"

I'm ok with this as well. As long as the engine is not in it's break in period and it fixes the problem who cares. This is not damage or abuse. The mechanic operated the vehicle safely even though the car was operated at higher than normal RPM's.

I had to drive a friend down to VA from NJ for a speeder he got in a rural county. He got clocked at 103, written for 95. His lawyer told him to go down the day before and check into the jail voluntarily, which he did. The prosecutor tried to throw a week in jail at him, a $2000.00 fine, and a year's license…

They are Toronto Police ETF (Emergency Task Force), and these are Colt Canada C8A3 Carbines, not M4s.

and do I get extra points for rebuilding dual Solex 32 carburetors while typing this?