Hot shot male doesn’t listen to orders and fucks everything up, Laura Dern (with much higher rank and more experience) has to come in to save everyone who hasn’t already died. Same hot shot male undermines her and fucks up her strategy, she has to sacrifice her life to save everyone. She still compliments him and…

While the 2D showing didn’t scare people, the 3D showing in at least one theater did cause people alarm. Yes, 3D is THAT old, and it will never, ever, EVER catch on.

I’m noise sensitive so I know what you mean. The funny thing was this screening was only moderately loud. But I feel like if it’s so loud you need a refund, you should leave before the movie ends rather than sitting through the credits. Protect your hearing! I don’t go to (rock) concerts for that reason. I know…

We have instant access to almost all of the accumulated knowledge in human history, art, and science. Some people use this power to further build upon human achievement, many many more use it to waste time or spread misinformation. I think it’s an elitist thought, but it is very apparent that only a small fraction of…

I fear we are devolving, time for the next step in evolution, some of our machines are already smarter than the common denominator... :(

If they had any sense, they’d read the blurb about it. Like it screams Gay and Polyamory and BDSM. Helloo!!

Old people? I’m guessing they thought it was gonna be about a professor giving a lecture or something.

When I went to see Professor Marston and the Wonder Women, an older couple, who were the only other people in the theater and talked through out the movie, got super huffy when the two female leads in the movies kissed and walked out. I followed them to get a drink a drink refill and to be nosy and the seriously…

That train almost ran over my great-grandparents! Show some sensitivity!

I wasn’t going to see TLJ and I didn’t know that it was a feature for every showing. I’ve heard of it, but apparently it’s every movie and every showing now. Live, learn, and let internet shame you for having a “that’s now how it used to be” moment. ;)

“When a character promises to do something, but we see a shot of their fingers crossed behind their back, they’re lying. The directer wants you to know this without them saying it aloud.”

This is an old person yells at clouds moment. Assigned seating is amazing; we no longer have to show up 40 minutes early to buy tickets, nor do we have to watch a single person hold up 6 seats for people who may or may not show up.

I guess they’ve never seen a movie or TV show where a bomb goes off and everyone goes deaf. I mean, it’s so played out, how could anyone miss it? Also, it’s in space...there’s no sound in space...so, duh....anyway.

To be fair, Poe seems to have learned that his behavior was Not Cool, which is kind of subversive.

When I saw Star Wars, some women cornered a poor teenaged employee at the exit and demanded a refund because “it was really loud!” It’s Star Wars, lady. You go in expecting a sweeping John William orchestral score and explosions.

I haven’t seen it, but I’ve heard it’s only like 10 seconds long? How do you have time to think something’s wrong in a stretch that short, let alone get angry about it?

This is going to serve as my excuse to complain about Poe not following orders because he knows better that everyone else. I’m so tired of that character (I don’t just mean Poe Dameron). We get it, breaking the rules is, like, so cool. Now can we please move on from this storyline? I’m as bored of this as I am of…

Wait, you’re mad about reserved seating? The whole point of reserved seating is you DON’T have get to the theater super early to get a good seat. You want to go back to that?

Ugh, people. Without spoiling what happens when this lack of sound occurs, all I can say is it is EXTREMELY noticeable that it is deliberate. It also isn’t that long.

Sweet baby Yeezus, I hope so.