Cheers - I hope so! Knowing these particular friends they’re more likely to be extremely kind and loving but feel disappointed and sad and never mention it to me. If they were the kind of friends who would be snotty about it, they wouldn’t be my friends to begin with. 😌 Which is why I do hate to disappoint them. One…

Hi! My twenties were a blur of one horrific relationship after another (including a marriage so bad that I fled it 4 months pregnant with only what I could bring in a carry-on bag). After I got sober I was really comfortable being single, but of course I got lonely occasionally. I ended up going to an old friend’s…

This might sound really depressing and or sad but hear me out. I have accepted that I will probably be alone for the foreseeable future if not forever. And the way to cope it to just get a little selfish. Think about all the time you have to devote to YOU and YOUR happiness. It might be a bit rough if you’re a people…

When I first started eating meat again I didn’t know how to break it to my husband.

Hey Jezzies,

I totally get Christopher Plummer. I tell my colleagues all the time that I’m going to literally die at work. I plan to keel over in my office, hunched over my well-worn keyboard. I mean, who can retire in this economy, right? Sure, I acknowledge that it’s going to be a bit uncomfortable for my co-workers, but…

I think more accusations are going to come out. An ex already released a statement stating she wasn’t going to keep his secrets anymore.

Hey, that’s not true. Every once in awhile they make a movie that is a remake of an older movie too!

“As a yogi..” Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Go fuck yourself Simmons. Perhaps he’s like the Bikram yoga guy who assaulted women under the guise of enlightenment.

Fuck that sociopath.

 Red flag word here is “playful”. It seems to be like the sexual coercion version of “where’s your sense of humour?”.

Don’t know where else to put this but:

mother! got a 74 on Metacritic so it seems more critics liked it than hated it.

I’ll save y’all time from reading Simmons “apology” - here are the things that stood out:

As a person who lives here, it’s nice to see some good Texas news for once.

I feel like long distance / work travel can prolong an average relationship that wasn’t meant to last, so I think ~1 year is the 3 month equivalent for Hollywood, at least some of the time. This one though....I dunno. They seemed too opposite.

He really grosses me out. I can’t believe Rachel Weiss was with him and had kids with him.

I imagine Darren would respond to a breakup the same way here responded to the critics who hated Mother.

I’m assuming this is a stupid question: he’s never been in a plane? That would fly at like, I dunno, 35,000 feet? Or do rockets have magical space properties?