Lay off Moss and Scientology, for the following reasons:

Christian and Muslim religious authorities have done a lot of messed up shit too. Is the issue that Scientology is small enough and organized enough be considered a more singular entity than broad mainstream religions?

Replace “Scientologist” with “Muslim”, reread the piece and determine if it still sounds reasonable, especially if your argument relies, out of hand, on dismissing a #NotAllMuslims argument. Either judge the person as an individual, or don’t, but don’t cherry pick. I don’t find Scientology to be compelling and their…

He’s like an anthropomorphic shit-eating grin.

The reason no one mentions the dead man’s crimes is that they are irrelevant to the way he was treated while in custody. 

“You’re the first daughter of the United States, and you’re also an assistant to the president,” the moderator, WirtschaftsWoche editor-in-chief Miriam Meckel, said. “The German audience is not that familiar with the concept of a first daughter. I’d like to ask you, what is your role, and who are you…

Guilted? Imagine Daddy Dearest, looming in the background, and the steady realization of how replaceable you are if it gets back to him “somehow” that you won’t buy his entrepreneurial little twits’ garbage drinks? 

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

America didn’t deserve President Obama. Thanks for fucking it up America, this is why we can’t have nice things.

wait so you’re mad at young people moving to liberal cities where there are jobs, activities, people, art, and human decency?

New life, who dis?

I MISS HIM SO MUCH IT LITERALLY HURTS.

Ron Paul, Paul Ryan, Rand Paul he thinks they are one person.

(unintelligible screaming)

He was also pro-apartheid. Let that sink in.

Let’s not forget that Ted Nugent classic “Jailbait” where he talks about wanting to rape a 13 year old and suggests that instead of arresting him, a police officer should rape her, too:

I am in a full body cringe. This is beyond embarrassing for everyone involved.

Ted Nugent is a guy who once bragged about shitting his pants to avoid serving his country. The fact conservatives embrace him is just another reason why their world view is irreconcilable with critical thinking.

I want to pass away

I was just thinking about that short-lived controversy where Gronk took a picture with a porn star who was wearing his jersey. It’s so laughably tame now.