I said STEP for a reason.

I love and support you, as I always have, as if you were my own step son

This is how the gay rumors started, isn’t it?

Did he dance though?

The in sufferability of the people in this article can really not be compared to anything I’ve ever experienced. And holy shit, his fiance (a softer beauty) should kick this ass to the curb since she’s “not HOT.” Naw, they deserve each other.

The one that got me was the 23 year old woman working in PR who said “As a person who’s always been complimented on [my] ‘stunning beauty’ … I’d been searching for a ‘hot’ guy to match the label I had always been given,” says Young. “But after a date or two, they’ll have problems hanging out with you and then will…

Whenever anyone says “I could have anyone I wanted” you know they are delusional and you should very very quickly run very far away.

The hot one, obviously

Oh my god, that article. The most hilarious thing is that in the pictures of these supposed heartbreakers and the average partners they’ve passed up models for, it’s completely impossible to tell which one is which.

I legit guffawed at the use of the word “full” vis-a-vis his photograph.

ok but who at jezebel actually wrote this? i wish it was bobby but it doesn’t read like it.

Clicked through to the article. Saw the guy’s face. It’s very hard for me to start (hate-)reading it. Maybe I’m just too hot and not smart enough.

Kinda like when Steven Adler got kicked out of Guns-N-Roses for his drug problem.

What exactly is our huge defense budget protecting?

This is a bad take.

Yes, because gawd forbid my daughters have icons to look up to in the media.

Any idea how compatible they are with some other lines, like the DC Superhero Girls? I’m thinking crossover diorama.

These feel a little Team America...