Under what circumstances could they have thought going into a house with legal residents of the US was ICE business? Are people starting to report their neighbors because they are foreign born and then they don’t bother to look up the documentation at the office?

The dilemma is how long does the restaurant wait before giving away the table. Five minutes, ten, twenty, an hour? Too early and they risk the original reservation showing up pissed that they don’t have a table, too late and the restaurant is turning away walk-ins that could have been paying customers.

“Should the DAPL become fully operational, North Dakota could earn as much as $110 million in tax revenue”

Oil spills are fake news.

I wonder who the trumpers will blame when millions of barrels of oil end up polluting water or will they even waste breath on acknowledging the spill at all?

lol “gave up his billionaire lifestyle.”

From my mother’s facebook page over the last couple weeks:

I wish square would just give me these KH remixes on XB1. They are releasing 3 on the system still(allegedly) why not get some bonus money by releasing the original 2?!? I want to give you money square! I really do!!

New York Times writes that it’s “a humiliating defeat for Trump on the first legislative showdown of his presidency.”

Let’s not get too excited here.

1. Sure Trump said he wasn’t going to try again if this failed, but since when has that motherfucker been honest about anything?

2. Since it only failed because it was TOO GENEROUS (gag) to attract the support of the Teahadist whackjobs in Congress, if they do try again it will probably…

It’s pretty staggering. If Trump had actually waited and tried to gain the proper support behind the scenes and, you know, actually practiced good negotiation tactics, it’s possible they could have eked out a victory. Instead, he looks like a complete and utter failure.

I’m not sure if I’m relieved or terrified that the Republicans running our government are so incompetent that their evil health care “replacement” died in 17 days.

is this gif footage real?? omg

To all the moronic fuckers who either actively wanted/turned a blind eye to this racist, sexist, xenophobic, and downright vile piece of shit because “he was a strong leader”. Look at your strongman President now, running like the fucking coward he is, unable to get his own Party to vote against the ACA which they…

repeal and replace this administration.

I’m going to watch the shit out of this movie. I was just talking to someone on another thread about Sam Rockwell and here he is.

Is Frances Mcdormand one BAMFA (badass motherfuckin’ actress)?

Gotta be honest here, there have been teen boys that I have wanted to kick in the crotch all through my many years of life on earth.

In fact, I think God’s Plan for this dude is a pair of smashed kneecaps, and I’m feeling a calling from the Lord.

Anyone who is appalled by the tone of this email is adorably inexperienced when it comes to receiving emails from the executive leadership down to middle management and below. The genre is always self-congratulatory and filled with ‘team wins’ that mean nothing to the recipients, but the execs feel like ‘sharing the…