It doesn’t star Bruce Campbell circa 1992 as Gaston.

Yikes. Not so good, there. Of course, this may be colored by my general dislike of Josh Gad (there’s just something about that guy), but if this is Disney’s idea of “subtle and delicious,” then yeah, yikes.

When I first read the title, I assumed it was going to be Cogsworth the clock. Anyone else feel me on this?

Go ask an immigrant how presidential Donald Trump seemed last night.

“...one of Labrie’s lawyers, Jaye Rancourt, said that Labrie’s out-of-state team mishandled the case.”

ugh, I goddamn hate the whole “let’s put the guy in Harry Potter cosplay” shtick. It’s so clearly an attempt to play on people’s “but how could such a sweet boy/nerd/non-bro-y guy have done such a thing?” reaction.

irony of ironies - it is their own. it originally was a heritage plan that got adopted by romney, and in turn by obummer. it is as good a capitalist plan can get.

if anyone needs me, i’ll be at the gym.

Trump makes GWB look like a saint. That’s not a small feat.

A modern day David Caruso

remember when Katherine Heigl left Grey’s Anatomy and was basically like “I AM ON A ROCKETSHIP TO STARDOM, SEE YOU LATER, SUCKERS” and now here we are

He was one of my faves too. He’s like “FUCK YEAH.”

I can’t find anything “rewarding” about this. The La La Land people had a big moment taken away from them in front of a live audience and will surely be asked about this who knows how many times for the rest of their lives, and the Moonlight people never got their moment at all. How weird that you’re happy about this.

I didn’t expect the film to move me so much and to feel so inspired after viewing. Critics seem to think the relationship is shallow, but it seems to me they understood each other, nurtured each other’s artistry, and their lives were transformed for the better thanks to their mutual love. 

For all the times I like Jezebel, it’s things like this that are driving me away. A lot of the staff write callous and snarky things for no reason. It’s just mean for the sake of mean a lot of the time.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Since we are doing this kind of this now, can we go back and, sure, give Brokeback it’s Oscar, but also go back to 1995 and tell Pulp Fiction and Forrest Gump “Look, in retrospect, your both over rated” and give the Oscar to Shawshank?

For the utter shit show this was, I thought the La La Land producers handled things very well. Let’s not SHIT on them for a mistake that wasn’t their fault, okay?

To be fair- I have seen that happen before (our college had urinals in all the bathrooms so they could adjust the number of male and female bathrooms per floor). She was cis (and incredibly drunk), though. Still pretty impressive.