Seriously, don’t. It wouldn’t even be fun to troll. Exclusively racist commenters with no humor or wit. True believers.

While we’re making unsolicited requests: PLEASE go fuck yourself.

Oh, if only there was a way your tender, entitled, safe-space requiring heart could find more coverage of Charles Oakley.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Charles+Oakley

Eat all the dicks, please.

If you have Breitbart in your browser history, you should be listed on the Southern Poverty Law Center.

Actually, the extent to which Mike McLintock is a prescient spoof of Sean Spicer is staggering.

Seriously. That place is like a human-nazi-centipede.

They’re not leaving Veep much room for satire.

I went over to Breitbart to see the comment section on this. (Never go to the comment section on Breitbart.)

I remember my first day of work.

Dear Lord. A couple years ago there was a article on io9 asking if the rights that women have today could just be a temporary blip in human history. Sometimes that seems to be more and more likely. I’m so glad I won’t be having children to grow up in this world.

I also have this question and aforementioned ennui.

Speaking of Fox News, look at this shit::

I try to be a good,non-violent person..... but that is one PUNCHABLE face

Please, cruel world, do not chew up and spit out these child stars like you have so many others.

So dauntless of her to abnegate the series.

Good for them.

This is a picture I took in TJ Maxx. On the right is Calvin Klein. The left is Ivanka’s crappy knockoff. Maybe if her line had a ounce of creativity instead of being shitty knockoffs, it would do better.

I love his assertion that her being ‘a great person’ (citation needed) has any bearing on Nordstrom carrying her line. They cut it because it didn’t sell, and Nordstrom is a business, it wouldn’t matter if it was Mother Teresa’s line.