You’re still talking? That’s an unflattering look on you.

So. Very. Salty.

You can speak on her behalf, being the piece of shit that you are. You’re practically an expert.

Aww, did the article upset you, you poor baby?

Check out dat salt

This is all blown out of proportion.

Aww, hun, you seem tired. It’s pathetic.

Salty. So very salty. I love it.

Please hurry up and drink yourself to death. Good fucking riddance.

You’re just calling people “cunt” left and right, ain’t cha? Sorry that your whore mother was too drugged out to raise you properly.

The only high horse is the one high enough to have pumped a baby into your mom. Yikes on bikes, you’re the face of the pro-choice movement if ever there was one.

Oh, hun, you salty? Sorry you’re so dried up and rotten.

You’re literally nobody. Reconsider breathing the next time you think it’s OK to voice your opinion.

IMPORTANT REMINDER that Chrissy Teigen is fucking delightful. I wish I were as cool as her.

Does it feel like Trump is trying to get us into as many wars as possible?

“Tiffany & Co.” branded barricades

This country is full of hateful fuckwits.

May he rot in hell.

This is great. I needed this.

wut

It doesn’t matter. Nothing matters any longer.