Look at those happy, handsome goobers!

Of course he’ll settle out of court. He has to move on to his next criminal acts.

Nope. You’re a huge piece of shit for not voting. Fucking seek redemption.

*forest

I thought he couldn’t possibly win, yet here we are.

They shouldn’t be holding office if that’s how they feel about a portion of their constituents.

Go fuck yourself, dipshit.

Can you just not click on the articles and instead shut the fuck up?

Tomorrow begins... The Tantrum

Let us know what you hear.

Fucking seriously.

“ The original sentence was overturned after it was discovered that the jury foreman had been a victim of statutory rape.”

Poor girl.

He wouldn’t have.

This shit is insane.

Xo’s my favorite character.

Aww, kiddo. I want to give him a bear hug.