Nope this is definitely just an alien. Turns out we’re only 7ish mutations away from aliens biologically.

i donut care

+1 star
-6 feet

What a surreal and slightly idiotic set of circumstances. I can’t identify with any part of this article, not the streamers, his viewers, his living situation, his apparent lack of adult coping skills to engage in other more conventional social activities during his suspension. These articles about Twitch, the…

Wiseau serious?

But enough about Arcade Fire.

Ollie played at UCONN when I went there, and by all accounts he is a nice guy. His National Championship is sort of like Jon Gruden’s Super Bowl win with the Buccaneers; he did it with a team essentially built by his predecessor.

I can very easily understand the White House’s disgust with those gaming clips.

Can.

Razing Arizona

I bet Ronald McDonald was driving.

Why is the car made out of lead? Why not iron, aluminum, plastic, and other materials?

Thoughts and prayers

I’m not crazy, but my LOW PRICES are!!!

The contract is for three years and comes with plenty of Percs.

18 inches is 0.271 Putins. Or in our new American weights and measures units, that’s 0.16 Trumps.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.