Of course he does, he’s the Grand Nagus.

I wish I had a dad.

I would have just given him a trash bag and made him go as reaper

A $6 matinee? What utopia are you living in?

Dive!

Parademons? I saw more than two.

The touchpad is for Trump’s little fingers?

I would have thought the article made no sense. I mean Obama’s oldest daughter wasn’t even born yet when Cobain died. Now we are supposed to believe a baby dyed her hair blue? The whole story would fall apart.

God season 3 Daario was so bad.

Romulans might not be too happy we broke the Treaty of Algeron.

I love watching omnivores taking advantage of a free buffet.

He should spend all that Amazon money buying AV Club so we can go back to being a website and not whatever the hell this is.

Cross Save.

I gotchu, fam:

Look at how this screenshot resembles a spreadsheet of the Excel variety:

We must not forget the tired comparison to Excel spreadsheets, from those who have not played the game.

It’s a tradition so I will be the one to post it. Eve Online is always more interesting to read about then actually play.

I’m surprised Soros can hire anyone. Bastard still owes me my cash from January!

...crowdfunded submarine...