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“I had no idea you were going to invite me up here” *pulls out prepared speech from inner suit pocket like faux-humble Oscar winner and puts on reading glasses*

I’m surprised that after he was invited on stage Hannity didn’t start just squealing “You like me! You really like me!”

Don’t like him scoring 50? Stop him. Can’t stop him? Shut up and practice.

So... shooting at the buzzer during your career best night is bad sportsmanship, but throwing a young player’s career night game ball into the stands out of spite isn’t?

Oh no, my opponent tried to score on me when there was still time on the clock.

One possible solution for the Celtics would have been trying to play better defense so that Murray wouldn’t have been at 48 points at the end of the game.

Axios says it’s pioneering a new form of publishing.

So what’s the point of this article then? To tell us that some Democrats who said they wouldn’t take corporate donations lied and continue to do so..........What a revelation. Next thing there’ll be an article that reveals a lot of men lie about the number of women they claim to have sex with.

He literally just got up there and said that a rock is a firearm and there’s almost no difference between taking a rock to the face vs. a bullet.

Every fucking day I have at least 7 moments where I think “Wait, we really elected the dumbest fucking moron in the country President?”

These are the type of people O’Keefe has on staff:

Yeah, I was thinking of O’Keefe, too. It’s like somebody cosplaying as Sherlock Holmes or Bob Woodward but actually putting on a pimp hat and pretending they’re a journalistic superstar...and being held up as such by the right. What a clownshow.

Like...how fucking dumb do you have to be when James O’Keefe is better at his inept fuckery than you?

They already paid the room rental. may as well roll on with the asshattery. 

The fact that the two of them soldiered on with their press conference in light of the incredibly amazing internet drubbing they got yesterday is honestly hysterical and sad at the same time. This is what happens when a 20-year-old has already gone through a major legal proceeding and got off with a slap on the wrist.

Honestly, I think providing an explanation might go a long way toward shutting up some of the, “I don’t understand what the problem is” people.

I’m a big fan of Rogerian theory in argumentative practice—the core idea being that we all agree, at some point along a line of ideas, that a given thing is important. It’s how

This is an awful lot of words for a pretty stock and harmless political answer on political discourse on a late night talk show. Who cares? And if Democrats win, I damn sure care a lot more about what they actually do than whether their discourse is sufficiently uncivil. 

Eh, I’m not really going to be mad at Pelosi for saying what she said, and while I suppose I would be mad if I saw her actually attempting to compromise, again, with the Republicans, I will hold my fire until that moment.

Both holidays are fantastic if you are into being a public menace utilizing psychopathic displays of dominance and getting into wild fistfighting melees at 2:30 am.