It would indeed take a massive amount of self-delusion to read this paragraph in English in any other way. Not surprisingly, the grays are already full of such people.

It’s been a while since UCLA was considered a community college.  That being said, you come off as a bit of an ass.  Which, y’know, is a damn shame.

I wish I had read that 2 hours ago when a client was demanding that I do something that is literally impossible to do and insisting that other lawyers would be able to.

Great news!  Some of us are professionals at lawyering!  

“Her comments were not founded on anything” needs to be carved on Sanders’ tombstone.

I can tell by your statements that you, like me, are an amateur lawyer. If you’re a professional lawyer, you should probably see if your law school offers refunds. There are a number of reasons why a recommendation of prosecution isn’t always pursued.

Deadspin: VAR is awful

Manchester City didn’t “deserve” to beat Tottenham yesterday, and had Raheem Sterling’s goal stood, it would’ve been an injustice.

Too stupid to under the difference between committing an act and being charged with it under the parameters the special investigation was assigned, huh?

An oldie, but still relevant:

as an side, with a story this big today, remember there are a lot of trolls, rather bad ones honestly, just flag as spam, dismiss and move on

Lawyer this, asshole:

yeah, because that’s the tone of an innocent man

To be fair we did just pass a red-flag law.

He says he’s going to post fashion for men, but I only see a giant pissbaby in his modeling photos.

Sports are awesome and as a Western Mass resident, I’m rooting for him.

Hockey is boring on TV? As opposed to, say, football? Bunch of roided out dickheads in tights standing around for awhile followed by 5 seconds of action followed by some asshole jumping up and down like he cured cancer over doing the most basic play followed again by another boring period of time standing around. Oh,…

That royally sucks!

The irony is that Markakis thought owning all those guns would make him a safe cracker.