Some of my conspiracy-minded friends think he’s slumping on purpose so that he can get out of here. No matter what, broken his spirit is a pretty good way to describe it.

I honestly don’t foresee a World Series in my lifetime. I’m 31. That’s how bad we always are.

“We’re going to win the West,” Puig declared, “and go to the playoffs.”

Not sure it matters, but I believe NYRB is weekly. This would be for the October 11th issue.

You know next to nothing about my political positions. Make all the assumptions you want, but I was simply pointing out that people get really fucking tired of sanctimonious “progressives” who never fucking win anything anyway.

I'm sure you'll win plenty of support by being a condescending asshole.

I’m a fellow CU fan and I’m begging you to just stop. You’re justifying all the hate people already have for us.