Getting sticky lollypops out of long tangled hair is a time-honored Halloween tradition.

And five cases of sugar-free gummy bears for the G/O Media C-Suite.

It wouldn’t be Deadspin Burn-It-Down Week without one last terrible ranking.

Big League Chew

Speaking for everyone, where’s xanax?

I don’t know about you, but if all the sports content is this sports-like, I might spend my valuable sports clicks here at DeadStickingtoSports all the sporting time!

Loving this sports content, thanks for sticking with it, Luis.

My guess is the contents of the article suggest the former.

Perfect. Amazing.

Hi Dave.  Don’t you have a pizza to eat or a woman to harass?

Exquisite sports content

Hey, they are with you guys!

Wow!  This is a great post about sports, sports only, and nothing else besides sports!

It’s like umami for the commentariat soul.

It doesn’t get much better than this, Luis.  

Sticking it to powerful people who are fucking up a good thing with disingenuous pleas to “avoid controversy” and “stick to sports” is a good thing.

He was a pedophile who died by hanging himself. That seemed easy. Anything else muddies the water for his victims. 

Jezebel is a blog for women, but this post is about a man. I think you guys really ought to “stick to women” here.

Admittedly, I got a ton of Deadspin shares over from Jalopnik over the years and worked the closest with members of that staff when covering motorsports, but it’s honestly heartwarming to see so many people voice their support for Deadspin’s writers and community through this. 

Farmers has pulled Spanfeller’s big ad buy. This is the type of incompetence that deserves an ESPN 30 For 30.