It’s really no surprise Brady and Trump are chummy. They both enjoy extreme privilege yet they see themselves as constant victims. Trump is being lynched dontcha know! Said so himself! 

Also (and I’m surprised that nobody has ever thought to say this before) fuck Tom Brady.

I don’t really have skin in the autoplay video game - I keep the media volume permanently on mute on my phone because I know there’s shit out there trying to catch me out no matter which site I’m on (even the non-porn ones). But seriously, I’ve seen sooo many complaints about it. Please can you sort it out before more…

“Tom Brady is about as normal as a second dick growing out of your forehead”

I feel quite certain that incels (you know, those winners who blame everyone else for no one wanting to touch their sad lil' dicks) are also outwardly firm believers in boot-strap theory and think any government assistance is unnecessary and should be banned. 

Hell, he could have stopped it at "No" and that would have been fine. Nothing else is necessary. But not now, when everyone who's rich and famous fancies themselves a victim. 

Meanwhile, I’d just like to remind people what it was like to have a GOAT who could genuinely laugh at himself:

No shit. Magary’s take that he got fucked over is total weak sauce.

I’d say it’d give the content mills far less content for him to just flatly answer that question “no, we filmed before all that happened” than for him to cry about it like a baby who lost his binky, so if his goal was to deprive content mills of content, he’s doing it wrong. 

This is SOP for Brady and various other NFL luminaries. To question them, however politely you do so, is to attack them.

This was neither fun nor did it come in a bag form.  

All he fucking had to do was say, no, It’s not related to Kraft, It was filmed before that whole Incident came up. Done. Instead he takes being asked a question as an opportunity to try to turn It Into an “unfair media” moment and a legion of asskissers don’t take a second to step back and think about It, but rush to…

Brady’s case is exacerbated by the fact that he got genuinely fucked over by the NFL for deflating footballs.

The media may not be to blame for that, but they are responsible for the fucked up game of Where’s Waldo I have to play to find the fucking autoplay video blocking the sound from a video I, ya know, actually want to hear.

Well kiss me on the mouth and call me Tom Brady’s son... I don’t have anything else. This whole thing seems really stupid.

Every penalty can be declined. But declining a pre-snap penalty makes no sense except in this situation (since you usually decline a penalty to take advantage of the play, but with a false start, there is no play). And in this situation the team committing the penalty will always opt for delay of game because they…

Thank you. There's legions of these pro Booger people and I'm thoroughly confused by it.

Are you kidding me? He yucks it up just like any other color commentator just fine, but he offers absolutely zero insight into the game at any given time.

I seriously had no idea the defense could decline either of those penalties. This isn’t like “I no longer know what a catch is” or “So now the refs work for the Pats AND the Packers?!?” No, I really thought delay of game and false start were automatically assessed as penalties.

Again, for the record, he smiled on live television and the opposing quarterback was complaining of dead people on the field (not including the offensive line, who were merely MOSTLY dead).