Killing Splinter is obviously the greater sin, but why did the VC dipshits ruin the “you may also like” on the main page that used to link to like other sites’ stuff? Now it just shows the same nonsense video articles over and over and over.

He had some weird hair specialist guy sequestered in Trump Tower who has a process of tying human donor hairs onto the few rancid ones whose festering roots have not yet slipped free from their pussy mooring. Basically weaving a hair shawl like a sadistic, wet, greasy macrame. At least, that's what I remember from…

Can we demand the Slack transcripts of the other potential headlines? There’s gotta be some gold in there...

This is exactly what George Sr tries to do on Arrested Development while hiding in the attic. 

Different company. Haliburton (one L) International Foods in Ontario, California is the supplier for Panera, and was founded by a guy from Toronto in the early 90s. Halliburton (two Ls) is the oil company. The two aren’t related.

I’m sure he’s convinced himself he’s doing this for all the peripheral basketball guys who get $$ they actually need from China’s relationship with the NBA. The guys who play and coach there, for example. Then there are all the people employed on movies he’s affiliated with that wouldn’t get paid if not for the…

As long as my fast food is handled in a reasonably safe way I’m good. I’m under no impression that my $7 meal is in any way artisan or whatever. Honestly too with Wawa they could probably throw my food at me and I’d still be a big fan, I’ve been known to find all the Wawa locations within reasonable distance during…

When this story came out, she confirmed on her twitter account that the reason she was canned was for having her phone in the food prep area and for having really long nails, both health hazards. But, that also assumes that she somehow made it to having nails an inch and a half long with no one ever noticing. I…

I realistically can’t think of ONE thing that LeBron wouldn’t be able to afford if he lost ALL income from China overnight. And I’m counting a mansion with 4 Aventadors as one thing.
Dude has earned over a BILLION. But he’s worried that not ignoring people who don’t want to be sent to slave camps if they anger their…

Legit good move.

And the truck they were delivered on was probably a Koch brothers subsidiary. It is hard to avoid the gigantic major corporations even if you want to. They have one toe dipped in war, one dipped in dirty politics, and another in your mac and cheese.

I don’t think Panera cares that much about whether or not people know their food is frozen. The issue leading to the firing, I’m sure, was about at least one, if not two broken policies. It could simply be that employees are not allowed to have phones in the food prep area because they’re a bacteria hotbed. It could…

And it’s definitely not just from the basketball side of things, either. He is a producer now, and is about to star in a rather large sequel that will have massive international appeal. We have seen for decades how Hollywood bends over backwards for the Chinese dollar. Now that LeBron is a part of that world in…

Lebron literally said “it’s tough for all of us”

From Reddit:

silver comes off much better than I expected. 

The full exchange between LeBron and Silver:

Yeah, I really don't expect your average (or goat) basketball player to be able to say anything intelligent about China. But it is pretty fucking obvious the NBA is ignoring human rights violations because they have dollar signs in their eyes. Pretty fucking simple. 

LeBron showed his true colors: Green. And not with envy. He knows that this could affect his bottom line in ways that his speaking on social issues at home would not.

The bigger scandal with regards to their Mac and Cheese is that the plastic bags were (and maybe still are?) made by Halliburton. Source: I worked at a Panera for many years and for a brief period they switched to a different source company and the replacement bags were garbage. I think Halliburton also provided the…