The only way I ever knew it was Columbus Day was that my schedule would be full of teachers and bankers getting their follow up appointments.

Being one point better than the Dolphins is like having one IQ point on Trump.

Nobody does. Facebook lied about it to direct more traffic to it’s platform and bleed dry the traditionnal competition.

Ok so.. it's like a little bonus advantage of a fair catch, beyond 'don't hit me'?  And teams don't use it often because it's essentially a field goal try on first down, presumably resulting in change of possession?

This. I live in Kansas City and the Sprint Center has multiple banners touting their Garth Brooks sellouts. Now this is obviously stupid and ridiculous (and totally on brand for KC) but I can at least understand it because no professional sports teams play in the building. But the Staples Center? With the Lakers and…

Now that the UK finally got tired of seeing the Jags every year, I guess it is on to Rome.

It can only be done immediately after a fair catch. So it is only viable near the end of the half when you force an opponent to punt from deep in their own territory. 

Especially awesome is the banner looks like a bad photoshop job. Cross post this to the Onion!

Blessed are the playmakers.

It’s so much larger and clearly readable than the other banners that I wouldn’t want that thing up there during my team’s home games. It’s embarrassing. What should be more prominently displayed: The banners of a team that plays there year in and year out, who has to compete in 82 games a season for a chance to even…

Some of the comments under the tweet coming from Taylor Swift stans are pretty hilarious, someone’s even calling it misogynistic.

When will the “Jaguras” be returning to London?

Haha I know right? Winston looks like he's wearing the letter E. 

When we send teams to London we don’t send the best. We send panthers, we send Bucs. And some, I assume are good players.

You’ll notice that all of these seats are located on rows of concrete risers. It's basically impossible that more rows of seats were added in these areas without repouring those concrete steps. The decreased legroom has to be due to the seat design if the width has stayed the same.

First they came for Massholes' knees and I did nothing because fuck Massholes.

I’m inclined to believe the spokesperson’s explanation that the squeeze is due to additional padding.

How the hell does anyone in the middle of a row get up and use the restroom without the entire aisle having to vacate for them? This is infuriating to even look at.

New corporate naming partner: Spirit Airlines Arena.

I can answer this one!