Wait. So you have a story where you felt cooler? Pray tell.

So you’re not bothered by the fact that they won’t release the footage of him breaking said rule? That’s not at all shady to you? 

Patrick, could you come up with any reason why they wouldn’t release the video that have them the evidence to disqualify him? This seems truly insane and inexplicable. 

RIGGGGGSSSSS!!!!!

“they viewed footage that was not from TV cameras ... and which they will not release”

Your NBA analogy works pretty well, except you also need to tack on the part about how it was a Suns-Nets game (so empty by default), and that Adam Silver made the announcement through several mouthfuls of the last tape.

So, believe it or not, but I actually did this — I dislocated my shoulder and then knocked it back into place — and I can confirm that it’s staggeringly, cripplingly painful. It was almost an out-of-body experience; I vaguely wondered why someone screaming so loudly before realizing it was me. Safe to say, I couldn’t…

Well, Eekhoffed up the victory... sorry har har. 

As an aside, I really like it that deadspin put accents on names where they belong. Other sites (that really, really should know better (*cough*BBC*cough*)) don’t and I find it pretty insulting.

Anyone care to explain what “rolling” a tire is?

Who wants to break it to the anonymous source that there isn't  a horde of Seattle soccer fans that own MAGA hats

I don’t know how people can spout “you should support the president no matter what” with a straight face. That’s the kind of sentiment you’d expect to hear in... certain other countries. The freedom to openly disagree with the government is a pretty foundational principle over here!

Spellings of that name, ranked.

My problem with conservatives today is simply their willingness to embrace bigotry and stupidity. I mean, if they were just selfish assholes who wanted lower taxes then I would disagree with them but I wouldn’t freaking hate them so much. But embracing ideas like religious based travel bans, and supporting ICE Raids,…

did this brain genius explain how he expected you to “clarity”

how could anyone support a President who put Dijon mustard on a burger, rose a tan suit, took off his jacket in the Oval Office, played basketball and used a selfie stick? The horror! Now, treason, that’s perfectly acceptable. 

The real story is that theres a sports team name the Park Rangers.

But many people are saying it is Cameron, and you are hearing it more and more, so....

Whoever the source is, I’m sure he’s unimpeachable.

My “Not involved in human trafficking” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.