Shoulder separation does usually show up on x-ray; the collarbone will be raised a bit. 

What is your fucking problem?

When you're wearing rose colored glasses all the red flags just look like flags.

Nah, a staffer definitely drew that. I don't think 45 could draw a line that straight.

From my 30 second review of Wikipedia, it's some type of soccer volleyball, but less cool than that intense Thai version. I'd rather watch either type of volleyball.

Continuous birth control ftw

Richie is definitely a radio DJ in LA in the novel

Edited bc I am idiot.

I grew up with a poster of Keith Hernandez over my bed. Of course the Mets fucking up in an incredibly Mets fashion is inevitable. Do you even watch this team?

I’ll take two, please

Fuck me, I do love football. And I feel terrible about it.

BRING BACK BEARS!

It’s not "klaw"? Like, walk backwards?

And passed the bar

Presumably she's got some sort of ID for a medical job or something from the state medical association.

They’re modern Pharisees

Cuse went (further) to the dark side when it sold out basketball for football and left for the ACC. Downhill ever since.

Oh fantastic. My back’s been hurting since I was in a car accident earlier this year. Now I’m going to freak myself out worrying about having some sort of terminal spine infection.