The worst food to barf is whatever your favorite food is.

“She also read everything on the site, a feat matched only by the most deviant and least employed lawyers of our time”

I also have parlor panthers. Absolutely the best.

NO KITTY, THAT'S MY PIE

More cat content please.

Like how we start every season winning opening day and going on a 12-2 streak, then losing the subsequent 45 in a row.

Is there a date planned for that? I'll need to buy some plane tickets

The official Republican platform (gop.com/platform/we-the-people):

What are you not understanding? I’m making a broad point about age demographics and you’re narrowing it to only white people. 

Millennials overall didn't. Boomers overall did.

I prefer the thin triangle ones.  They’re the saltiest.

Agree with the first part of your comment, but the second half of it was disproven in November 2016.

California juries are, by and large, stupid. That Roundup plaintiff got two billion dollars without showing some sort of actual scientific link between the product and the cancer.

Age discrimination protections kick in at 40

I like overpriced hotel lobbies and peeing in their opulent bathrooms.

Hey, aren't you that horse from Horsin' Around?

Eddie would have won that staring contest

I think they were going for a sarcastic "inimitable," but chose the wrong in- word.