As a short, slow, tubby catcher myself, I am in awe of this man. Absolute speedy unit. 

Did not know they were moving, thanks 

Scavenger animals. The corpses get eaten by rats and whatnot before we see them.

Their accessories are, indeed, basic

Michael Kors too

Drew, I love you as much as I loathe those TB flats and, apparently, everything else she designs.

It may be that people chip in to cover some or all of the groom’s costs, but definitely not common practice to just split everything down the middle regardless of participation in events or individual financial situations.  Like, if your group is 5 lawyers and a middle school teacher, the teacher pays his own way (and…

Should be game 3, yeah.  Odd that there’s no mention of that in the article.  Or an estimate of how quickly they can repair.

The E stands for Entertainment!

I recognize your opinion but respectfully disagree.  He can still get it.

For real. My husband had to go to a bachelor party this year which was in Key West. Key fucking West. It took him an entire day to get there from California. None of the guys lived in FL or even a southern state. People have goddamn ridiculous expectations of their friends.

Maybe if the Browns go 0-0-16 we’ll be sucked out of this terrible timeline and back into the one where Biff never got his hands on the Sports Almanac.

My God is Michael Douglas attractive

More butts, you say?

Butts, butts, I love butts

Truly excellent kinja 

You’ve got to get followed by Deadspin. I got ungreyed during a discussion of gender disparity among commenters here by pointing out that I’m a woman. So I get to spread my terrible spelling and uninteresting opinions all over Kinja.

Did they do that after being given a warning and a point penalty? 

Just put flags on the QB and move on. There's no way to play full tackle football under these rules. 

The coach himself disagrees with you http://www.espn.com/tennis/story/_/id/24618866/us-open-tennis-no-coaching-rule-grand-slam-tennis-let-change-it