A great way of figuring out whether something is consensual (not sexual assault) or non-consensual (sexual assault) is to take a look at the preposition you’d use. If you’re talking about doing something “with” someone, that sounds like they’re consenting, whereas if it’s “to” someone, generally not consensual. So…

This dad clearly put a ton of work into the course, I’d bet he sanded everything down pretty well while he was at it.

Did you watch the video? It’s actually a super safe course. Everything is quite wide, sturdy, and low to the ground. He even put some grips on the roof so she won’t slide on her way down.

Her show is televised arbitration. It’s not an actual courtroom.

I genuinely can’t tell if this is sarcastic. Well done?

Booooooo

This article is missing a discussion of this dude’s Tim Riggins aesthetic.

What the fuck is your problem?

Take some prenatal vitamins for a few days beforehand.

Have you never donated blood?

If Trump’s racism, sexism, Islamophobia, homophobia, and general complete and total lack of preparedness haven’t dissuaded you from voting for him by now then you’re a heartless bastard.

I speak on behalf of all straight women when I say this GQ dude is wrong. Boxers are way more attractive on a man than boxer briefs. Briefs are what children wear, boxers are for grown-ass adults. This guy’s opinion is like a woman telling other women to barf their way to 90 pounds because that’s what guys want. …

You’re a horrible person. Who gives a shit if he would have been fired? He had plenty of money, fear of getting fired shouldn’t even enter into a decision of whether or not to STOP A CHILD MOLESTER.

He hasn’t thought it through at all. This whole thing is a government-good, capitalism-bad circlejerk. No actual analysis or proposals.

My understanding of the background of this photo is that the woman in the passenger seat ODed at home and the man decided to drive her to the hospital. He starts nodding out as he’s driving, someone calls 911, and when cops respond he’s barely conscious. With the kid in the back seat the whole time.

Celebheights is one of my most favorite websites. People get so into figuring out heights to the tiniest fraction. I love it, such a benignly weird corner of the internet.

This is exactly what she did. Twice.

Siriano designs for lane Bryant fyi

I love Christian Siriano so damn much. In large part because he designs for Payless. So many affordable shoes! So pretty!

Even Fox News has a better headline: