My overshare of the week: I tried a masturbation sleeve for the first time on Saturday. A Tenga 3D, to be specific, but I wanna save the amusing details for a later post. Instead, I will discuss the not amusing details about how my one try with this thing has left the head of my dick chafed for the past 3 days and…

Too drunk to buy brandy? In Wisconsin?

"I find it easy to imagine that for some people that sentiment might just cover the entirety of sex."

I'm more offended by that release date. June 24th?! June 24th?!

Rogaine is only approved for dealing with baldness on the top of your head. For a receding hairline, try having your doctor prescribe Propecia (Finasteride). The name brand is expensive, but there is a generic version normally prescribed for hyperthyroidism… it's the same drug at 5x the dose and a fraction of the…

Death Note is one of those anime series that would be relatively challenging but strangely well-suited for a big-budget adaptation by a western studio. Here's hoping that it A) gets made and B) doesn't suck.

There's all sorts of fascinating logical 'if-this-then-thats' hidden in these rules. You can extrapolate, for instance, that it's not okay to have a naked male corpse, but okay to have a naked female corpse.

Are there any hilariously bad powerpoints in these new files? That's the only part I care about.

I am trying to think of a way they could make this not be stupid, and I'm at a loss.

Logistics get involved depending on what you're jerking to, and how you're jerking to it. I use my right if my hands are free, and my left otherwise.

This reads like a backhanded compliment, but I-dunno-whatever: the thing I'm liking about Pick A Choice is how undercooked the whole affair is. There's something magical about seeing comedians deal with a slightly awkward setup where the only fun to be had is whatever fun they make for themselves. Chris was clearly…

Being any sort of creative type is a psychological catch-22. If you devote yourself full-time to your craft, it's exhausting, you get jealous of successful people, and you'll still worry that you're overextending yourself and wasting all your energy chasing a dumb dream. On the other hand, if you kick back and leave…

"Waiter! I ordered no mayo on these panties!"

I had never noticed that the logo features a terrifying, heart-mouthed harlequin underneath the lion.

"Intellectual Property Man"?

I'm definitely in the same boat, where I have clean characters (sexy-but-clean characters), contrasted with a stable of adult characters, and totally don't like the idea of them crossing paths.

Interesting! I'm uploading basically G-rated stuff at the moment, but I've definitely seen other anthro artists get mobbed by fans "politely" and "slyly" asking them to make their art all fetish-y. That's the kind of thing I'm reallly hoping to avoid, so it sucks that the outlook isn't good for ever tossing in the…

FurAffinity and Weasyl is where I'm set up. Weasyl seems to attract better art, but FA is way more popular. DA always felt like a bleh dumping ground for fanart-obsessed teens, so I'll probably skip it, unless it's gotten better over the years.

That's the good news: I already work as a graphic designer/illustrator, so quality-wise, it's up to snuff. (One of the big reasons I was so nervous to upload stuff is that people might recognize my style).

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