There's actually gotta be very sophisticated web technology to make all of this work in-browser. Glad that such high-skill web development went into making whatever-the-hell-this-is.

They could have bumped this up a letter grade by having Jim Parsons and Rihanna sing a cover of Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros' 'Home'.

I am profoundly disappointed that 'Naked & Afraid XL' is not the same premise as Naked & Afraid, but with fatter contestants.

I liked the look of the test footage when it came out. Oldschool cartoon violence is a lost artform, and it'd be kickin' to see animators explore physical comedy using CGI.

If you're reading this, you probably have comments sorted with newest at the top. …Hello. My name… isn't important. What's important is where I've been. Down the rabbit hole. 370 comments at the time of this post. All of them.

If you like this, then look up the board game, Query, since it's a similar premise. I backed it on Kickstarter, it's pretty fun.

If by "ocean of white" you mean that photo of CSI's cast…

Skip the smalltalk and get to the hard-hitting topics, like: is there any particular reason King K. Rool never seems to be sexualized as much as the other paunchy Nintendo villains?

Bill O'Reilly is a war hero, if you count The War on Christmas™.

We had the Jumanji board game as a kid. It (un?)fortunately was incapable of voodoo-style magic. But they did try to replicate the adrenaline-pumping action of being chased by vicious animals by having players frantically roll dice against a timer. It was not a very interesting game, all told.

In the third act, a kick-the-dog moment occurs when the Governor coyly trades away large amounts of ore, only to steal it all back with a monopoly card.

Apparently the the plurality of young men (~26%) only masturbate a few times a month. Which to me, is unconscionably infrequent, even if you take into account that people tend to lie on surveys.

An "imaginatively fictitious" exhibit would be an exhibit that doesn't exist, because it's fictitious. QED, Björk.

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