In true Dadaist fashion, Dada 5000 out right rejected traditional fighting, engaging in a sort of anarchistic anti-fighting that can be seen as a rejection of the capitalist bourgeois’ proclivity towards violence.

I never thought it would be possible to watch a fixed fight were both the fighters were so bad the fix couldn't actually happen.

Good Lord. Gentlemen, get one of these and use it.

Also, “How the fuck were you able to afford bottle service on your meager cop pay?”

Just goes to show that Shady’s party requirements might not have been such a bad idea after all.

Always some sort of drama happening with those Gilmour girls

Haha I’m kidding. I moved to Buffalo a couple years ago, and while I was not too pumped about it at first & do really like it here now. I think it gets an undeserved bad reputation.

Have to disagree. Ottawa is awful. At least Buffalo has all those great family owned restaurants. Ottawa has beaver tails.

Yeah I know that jobs are harder to come by down there, but it seems like the cost of living is much more affordable. Everywhere you live has its pros & cons, but Buffalo is nicer than people give it credit for. Like has anyone ever been to Ohio? Or fucking Winnipeg?

I live in Toronto & go down to Buffalo sometimes for dinner, leafs games, etc. I never understood the shit people talk about it. It's a fun little city!

I would love to hear his interactions with the NBA dudes though. Like, how many of them would be incredulous about this dude being a hockey player. “oh word?” Wait until those guys hear about PK Subban.

So I guess the coach reports this on the roster sheet tomorrow as Kane: Not able.

Yes, dumb move by the ref.. But it wouldn’t have been an issue if the ice weren’t so thin up the middle to begin with. In my experience, thin ice up the middle can be caused by the zam driver speeding up the middle but not laying down enough water behind him/her. I’ve scraped logos before. It’s a real pain in the ass…

Buffalo fans thought it was fantastic. Years from now, when this game is entirely forgotten, we’ll still remember the night Kane beat the same dude’s ass three times.

Something tells me there are more people in Erie County who are aware of the Panthers success than in all of Florida, though.

OK, I’m going full esoteric this morning:

Chicken wing futures just sky-rocketed!

LALALALALALAFONTAINEEEEEE

That’s probably not even in the top 100 most excitable moments of Rick Jeaneret’s career. I’m on my phone, so I can’t link to number one, but go on YouTube and search Buffalo Sabres May Day. I was at that game, and my only regret about that memory is that I didn’t get to hear Rick’s call live.