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I’m worried this pilot is going to be so bad, after watching we’ll all be disappointedly asking each other :

Comedy take shame and self awareness, why AI can’t even begin to try it.

Critics are very strange these days. I used to know a reviewer; he panned a dozen films. One of the directors found out about it... beat him up so bad he ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.

I just caught part of it on Netflix. Really interesting. I’ll have to check out the rest of it later when I have time.

You’re right. I actually just turned that doc on Netflix as I was dozing off, and shortly after I woke back up they had that on. Those members they send out to attack other people are so god damn obnoxious. The woman that came out and told them they couldn’t be on a public road (even though they had a permit), and the

I’ll have to look that up. Thanks. I always think about that video some ex-member took at the airport a few years ago with the three Scientologists, one woman and two men I think, who were getting in his face and telling him how awful and worthless he was. Sweet Jesus, those fuckers come off as some major league

A “Netflix Original” is anything Netflix has exclusive rights to stream in a particular territory.

Content Netflix produces themselves is a Netflix Original worldwide, always. But non-Netflix-produced content is called an Original in regions where they can acquire exclusivity. For example, the series Happy Valley from

I generally hate cop procedurals, especially the ones where the genius/”quirky” white dude is paired with uptight straight-laced woman/black dude. But in this show, they move him from quirky to deadly serious (but still somehow funny), and her from uptight and straight-laced to kind of a mess.

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That’s nothing! George Costanza one told a woman he coined the phrase, “Pardon my French”.

Mike Pence? More like Mike PANTS! Get it? Cause he wears pants? Ya burnt, Mike!

“Hey! Why don’t we, a notoriously unimaginative and penny-pinching corporation, try a fun and whimsical promotional giveaway which will appeal primarily to a notorious group of entitled assholes? What could possibly go wrong!?”

“There are worse horror stories, too; people are reporting fights breaking out, lines blocking traffic...” people driving for 40 minutes and then spending an hour in line...

He feels like a bad Vince Russo gimmick.

Milo is a walking, talking gimmick that was never very interesting to begin with. He’s desperate for public attention but lacks talent, so he has to settle for outrage. I strongly suspect he is a deeply unhappy person destined for nothing but more disappointment and sorrow as he grows increasingly irrelevant. As for

I miss the days when the only Milo I knew was an orange tabby cat who went on adventures with his pug friend Otis.

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It isn’t mind blowing, or anywhere near my favorite thing from McDonald, but this always puts a smile on my face.

Probably the funniest Norm MacDonald clip I’ve ever seen is when he was on the Daily Show and offhandedly talked about the Crocodile Hunter’s death. Jon Stewart is laughing so hard he begs him to stop or he’ll piss his pants.

The Moth Joke is my favorite bit of comedy of all time. It’s the platonic ideal of comedy in my eyes.