You're a minority opinion, irrelevant to me and my fellow cavemen.

Considering the cops would have never caught the guy or even bothered to send a car out to chase the truck. Yeah i would say they did the right thing, and considering its Texas, the thieves were lucky to not get shot when the truck got stopped.

The porn is a nice touch.

No, my favorite (current) F1 driver put his on before the race

The Germans and their weird fetish porn. Gets me everytime.

The shtick was nearly identical

look at the turbo nerd over here who blows his load in only 2 minutes of pedal pumping. You probably couldn't handle a real pedal pumping girl.

"If you having car trouble/ I feel bad for you, son

Of COURSE it's German.

Lol, can you tell I've been flying a lot recently? I just want to make it from point A to point B with the least amount of human interaction.

I live in a trashcan, bitch!

So, what kind of guys are you into?

Your ride has arrived, sir.

Oh yes, if there is anything that makes air travel more enjoyable after train ride to the airport, the non-English speaking ticket counter jockey, the government-mandate strip-search line, and the $15 soggy panini, its some snide asshole trying out his new stand-up routine right after I sit down and get some peace and…

Why would you get a "brand new BMW" when you could've had 15 NA Miatas!? You're not a true Jalop are you!

Alaska, dudes.