Crank Yankers

Ain’t that something?

It kinda does matter when you’re trying to portray someone as Marty McSorely 2.0. Welcome to reality.

embarassing

You’re drunk.

You’re an idiot. Right in the middle of that article it says he had not previously been fined or suspended in his career.

Goons? You’ve obviously never seen Detroit or Philly skate.

Still not ‘on-board’ with this guy.

Hairdressers with rich partners/spouses

I think you’re confusing edginess with knowing what you’re talking about.

0.00 self awareness

Bouwmeester and Petrangelo are turds. Pretty good hockey turds, but still turds. I hate turds.

MOVE THE RED WINGS BACK OUT WEST.

Was hoping for interesting things - found but none.

She got a horse-beak.

Fuckin A, Peter man!

You must be the best human. You’re so much good. You should give yourself some awards for how good you claim to be on the internet.

by “that” I meant the Travis-guy on which this blog post is based. Pretty simple actually. You might have overthought it.

Fuck, the way the headline reads, I was expecting some dive by a Flyer I’ve never heard of trying to get people to feel sorry for them and their playoff performance thus far. This was not that.