Thank God you brought this up. I was wondering what all those land-rivers were doing out in the sea.

ironic much?

petty much?

“...he has legions of followers who repeat what he says and act like what he says isn’t wrong.”

I got 5 games because "I deflated Tom's balls" and another 5 for "canning rotten tomatoes on drugs with my dog."

nobody gives a shit what your native language is. in case you didn't know, your currently commenting on a FA posting.

navel soldier - a person with a penis competing or trained to compete in a tummy-stick battle.

I couldn’t stop thinking that the host was a middle management version of Ali G.

I mean it was better than just a photo-set, I guess.

Sorry ahead of time if this is dumb, but do the "trucks" not receive any damage or require maintenance after each launch from the massive amount of heat and thrust laid upon them from those rockets?

Spoken like a true BMW owner.

S7 has 4 doors. Are they still making the RS5?

I don't know why, but in every response provided by Smoot in the exchanges described above, all I heard was Deuce Bigalow's voice.

“For the past few years, I’ve spent an inordinate amount of time complaining about the NFL, mostly because the NFL is run by crooks and shitbags. You already know all the grievances. The sport kills its players. Some of the players beat their wives. The coaches are lunatics. The sponsors are relentless. The culture of…

“Bye. 6, nothing.” - excellent in-flight play-by-play announcing of the 2nd HR during Piazza's 3 HR performance shown above.

more worthless journalists

2 most notable things:

"...were half exaterestiuhl. Were hybrids." - Grorgio

My first car was an older version: '87 Camry.

STAY PERFECT. KEEP POUNDING.