More like “Indigestion Zone” am I right?

The report notes that the American Eagle employee manual specifies “the ingestion zone for all aircraft types is 15 feet,” and that personnel should not enter the ingestion zone until an aircraft’s engine or engines have fully spooled down and come to a stop.

Sprigatito is doing a lot of heavy lifting on this one.

headline: corrupt union!
story: corrupt management.

wtf even is this.

Are we sure that isn’t just one of the X’s famous panel gaps?

+1 for “dry snitching”.

There’s really not much of anything here. The headline and the beginning of the story made it sound like Erin from The Office was burning crosses and shit. Nope, she attended some corny debutante ball thing that has a racist past. Most of the US has a racist past.

I’m with you. I feel for her. She made a stupid decision. When I was in my 20's (I know she’s in her 40's) I made the dumb decision to use dish soap to get my hair to stick straight up. It burned my scalp. I’m lucky it didn’t do permanent damage.
That being said, while I hope she doesn’t have to pay for her stupid…

Yeah...this is just really dumb. Instead of exploring her legal options, she should use the money she has raised to get some counseling. And perhaps take a few critical thinking classes. Hopefully, this will be the stupidest thing she ever does in life. Hopefully.

“Nowhere in the rules does it specifically say that a dog can’t play basketball.”

Gorilla Glue doesn’t specifically warn against hair usage.

Agreed that this is stupid and unnecessary. It’s as if they were trying to find controversial things where they don’t exist so they can very publicly fix them and show how sensitive they are. 

I’m confused.. Are we calling all rental cars “sex workers” now or just Camrys?

Autonomous red wagons

Bill’s increasingly desperate attempts to quit the advertising industry continued to make him ever more successful in it.

Yeah, surely some palms got buttered for this one. No need to play it so close to the chest.

Jesus christ the tweet was bad enough, but did Planters cut you a check to write this?

You also missed an opportunity...

its more like sit in a padded seat but your knees are smashed for me, and hell ya i’d do that for 2k that isn’t even a question. the difference though is in a flight its more like would you PAY 2k to not sit in that box.

honestly its really more a fee for being too tall like im 6'4" and sitting upright ass to the back…

the economy fare didn’t pay for a first class fare.