There’s body positivity and there’s just ridiculousness. There’s fat acceptance and there’s propriety at any size. This ensemble was completely inappropriate for this venue; she was not on a stage! She should have been ticketed for indecent exposure.

I am so old and so dead inside that I do not understand why the Hulu comment is a sick burn.

Blogging: A career where you can collect revenue by voicing the moral high-ground stance, while also collecting revenue through advertising the very thing you are against.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

The biggest nonsense is the tubes with miles of vacuum, billions of liters of air to suck out and stay sucked out as no material is 100% air leak proof. A hyperloop would work if the line was at the edge of space where it’s already in a low pressure environment but then you would have to justify the steep climb. Maybe…

We need dreamers. I’ll sit back and wait for them to complete a full-sized test tube. Or they will fail and the idea will die again. I don’t know why there’s a need to shit all over these people’s efforts right now other than the fact that Elon jumpstarted this current incarnation. Elon = bad, therefore anything he…

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

But if the Muslims know Jesus as a prophet, wouldn’t he still be #1 as he pulls in both the Christian and Muslim world? Also, making Jesus a prophet of his religiom was a genius move by Muhammed. 

It’s okay to be a man and want to smell like a campfire, pine, leather, outdoor smells. I didn’t read the article.  

I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

Question: How much would it cost if I wanted that done to, say, an ex-girlfriend?

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I’ll fight you.

Someone winning the mile and the 200 in the same meet, at the Olympic or Worlds level, is utterly ridiculous. That shit barely happens at DIII college championship meets, and Ledecky’s been able to do it consistently against the best in the world.

Juan Bon Jove or something shit I dunno.

This is a revolutionary advancement in technology. Now when I play racing simulators on dual monitors, that line down the middle of the viewing area actually makes the experience more realistic.

FFWD to 2045: “I really think today, in our time of crisis, is the day where Josh Paul transitioned from Candidate Paul to President Paul.”

Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.

So Lyft cancelled their advertising?

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