a+ for even including “compare surface pro 4 and Binders With Paper”, amazing attention to detail.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

This is the one time Microsoft would love people calling the tablets iPads.

Or: Disney gives into people seeing a problem where it does not exist and stops selling a perfectly fine costume that any child of any race should be able to wear.

FWIW, if the project wasn’t given a go ahead, those monkeys wouldn’t exist period.

My Grandfather has Parkinson’s disease, it is devastating to see how much it has taken from him. If giving a monkey Parkinson's means a cure can be found then I'll support it.

Animal research is a complex issue, but at the end of the day, I must side with my own species. If I must choose whether 200 monkeys suffer from Parkinson’s disease for 10 years, or whether a million people must suffer from Parkinson’s forever, I must choose that the monkeys have it, because that choice means that we…

This is kinda like the street car problem. You have 10 people tied to the tracks going one way and one person tied to the tracks going the other and you have to choose which direction you go. Except now the single person is a monkey. Personally I’d run that fucker over.

I’m having a party this weekend, and you have got to be there!