Smoking hot women make men do dumb things.

Frank's Red Hot or Tabasco are completely acceptable.

Wait until you get past 40. Every Icee feels like a stroke.

How black is Duke basketball?

Wasn't that the one where the NFL was selling seats that did not exist?

I'm a Browns fan. There is nothing worse than watching that video.

She's 21 now.

I'm a Browns fan, so I won't have that problem.

My grandpa was a farmer. I don't think he ever took public transportation in his life.

I don't want to go to their party anyway. I will watch the game from the comfort of my home, ten feet from the fridge and twenty feet from the bathroom.

It does if you're a Steeler fan.

Thank you. Much respect and no snark from this 19 year criminal defense lawyer.

My question is, what happens to the other 15,500 parking spots? The post states that 28,500 spots are normally available.

The Grey Cup last month in Regina — now that was fun for the fans.

I'm really starting to despise the NFL. This isn't funny anymore.

"Big deal. Can I exchange the gifts for tattoos?"
— Terrelle Pryor

Is this post due to the movie Grudge Match coming out, which I've already dubbed as Rocky 7?

Can't wait for February 2 at the Meadowlands.

I'm grateful for this. Now we don't get another Buckeye Blowout in the BCS title game. They were going to lose big to Florida State — we were setting ourselves up for a fall of epic, Notre Dame-last-year proportions. Ohio State's defense was finally exposed by a very good Spartan team, and FSU is twice as good.

Did the Browns get jobbed by the refs today? Or did the onside kick kill them?