How many fires will break out Thursday when these people are deep-frying their turkeys too close to the RVs?

Yeah, but you know, it's the South, so Deadspin has to try and ruin it.

So that scream I heard around midnight was the city of Chicago?

MGK and Dubo would like a word.

Watching it at home, by myself, after we had been to my parents' for Thanksgiving dinner and my wife had gone on to work (she's a nurse).

Paul Osbaldiston? Fat kicker alert!

The Metro, for which the ground has been dug, is scheduled to open around 2019 and will change the traffic snare overnight.

Zolak: You could be invisible...

+1

Can't get out of the BMW! #Capped

See kids, this is why I come here. +1

Oh, ha-ha. Been hearing it since 1973.

Good question. I'll go Wiggins. I like him long-term slightly better.

I thought we might get a 7 seed if all went right. This is not a championship caliber team...yet. The Cavaliers are still very young.

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This is all part of Mike Brown's diabolical plan to get the Cavaliers to start playing defense. We actually saw a little bit of the fruits of his labor last night as the Cavs made a furious run but couldn't close the deal.

Dammit. +1

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Mr. Ward should be thankful that the rat did not have a staph infection.