I remember those weight-loss candies. Unfortunate name, really.

Oh hell, do I have to do everything around here?

Ike Broflovski would like a word.

Tantrums are always better in French.

I think Incognito is done — permanently — in the NFL.

Grinding my teeth...

To be honest, the Oakland fan was probably flipping off the priest at his first Communion.

Hopefully, that's shower water and not game sweat. Let's also hope that Ryan stays in NOLA for a while. It's a great fit.

Emery should be suspended for that — there's an unwritten code for fighting in hockey, and he violated it two ways: 1) Fighting when your team is down by seven goals, and 2) Fighting a player who wants no part of it.

The author did not even mention what many track owners have considered the panacea for their ills for at least two decades — slot machines. The problem with this is the tracks become dependent on the slots, because 90% of a racino's crowd is not there to bet on the ponies. And when slot machines are ubiquitous, as…

He has to weigh it this way: Pot (or other drug of choice) vs. NFL cash.

I grew up a Cavaliers fan, so I hated Jordan. Turns out we were right.

Schiano Men may not help the enemy, but the Schiano Men are going to be looking up at the Saints for the rest of the season.

The San Diego Chicken + Beings people see after a night of drinking on Bourbon Street = Pierre.

The two choices for the mascot name on the Pelicans' website were Pierre and Pete, ostensibly to honor Pete Maravich.

Holy crap.

Orion also did Dances with Wolves AND Silence of the Lambs.

I really could have done without this. But what does it say about me if I click on the link anyway?

Saw that picture — and immediately thought the same thing. Plastic water bottles were nowhere near as ubiquitous in 1986. If you saw bottled water at all, it was usually in a glass bottle, like Perrier.

It's white liberal guilt, and Gawker Media, as I think we all know, likes to trumpet it from time to time.